Some Clever Title

shouldnt:

She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

notallpigeonsarenaked:

The legendary Miss Britney Spears.

notallpigeonsarenaked:

The legendary Miss Britney Spears.

humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single

lachydoo:

If you say “faggot” and I call you out on it I don’t wanna hear none of that “I won’t say it around you” bullshit, you don’t say it ever. God knows how many gay people have heard you say that on the streets or how many closeted friends you’ve helped stay in the closet

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crazysience:

Me before social events

msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit